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Mango Watches Shark Night (SPOILERS)

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Oh of course. First scene, the woman has become topless. Why WOULDN’T she be? -_-

At least she knows how to panic properly while dying.

OMFG wtf, that is nasty! The gas station attendant is watching the girls pee. Gross!

Stupid inbred hicks… don’t be such sexist buttheads.

BOAT POLICE CHASE!!

So… was it the boat or a shark that took his arm??
I know something was hitting the board, but …oh. Okay I guess it WAS the boat’s propeller.

Was this meant to be 3D or something? With those boat chunks flying at the screen?

"He’s gonna humpty-dumpty your butt back together"
what.

Oh god no… he was gonna propose to the girl who got eaten by the shark! ;_;

Those inbreds creep me out. Especially that one- not Dennis, the other one, Red -with his razor-sharp teeth

OHMYGODWHAT?! The hicks put the sharks in there?! WTF!!!!

They embedded a camera into the shark? That’s terrible.

Please PLEASE tell me they aren’t going going to rape her…

EW GROSS! RED LICKED HER! EW!

They are out in the bayou… there should be NO light whatsoever… It should be absolute pitch black out there…

Oh you jerks! You offed the dog! NO! Now I’m angry!

THE SHERIFF IS IN ON IT?! WHAT ON EARTH!!

HOLY GIANT SHARK!

Oh, thank god. He only had a tranquilizer.

NO! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT DENNIS! YOU ASSHOLE!
…they threw the dog into the water ;_;

So… they’re doing it for money? Killing people for money? What is WRONG with these inbred hicks?!

Oh god… that shark face coming at you… terrifying. No thank you ._.

Yeah! Go kid, go! …now go save the blonde girl?

No! You moron! You jumped in the water? Do you have a death wish?

Dennis, are you doing this because your face got cut by a propeller? This is really stupid, man.

Come on Sara, you did it once before, you’ve got to do it again. Come on! You can survive this!

Oh god… please let them live! Please!

Aww, good boy, sherry! Aww!! He took her hand in his mouth and helped drag her onto the boat! Good boy!

NO! YOU CAN’T END IT LIKE THAT!!! THAT SHARK! NO!

…idk if they lived or not now…

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology stuff.

He’d rock the memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge.

much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

Exit, pursued by a doge. 

much run wow 

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